Conan Chop Chop Game Review

Previews “Looks similar to the game I told you I wanted!”
Mike Fahey, Kotaku
“It actually looks like all sorts of awesome.”
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
“Part Conan, part Cyanide and Happiness in its visuals, Conan Chop Chop is the proof that dreams do be realized.”
Darren Bonthuys, Critical Hit
The details of the GameThe evil wizard Thoth-Amon developed a plan to revive the ancient evil that is Xaltotun. If the plan succeeds, it will imprison the world for an eternity of darkness and servitude. Only you can defeat him, however in order to accomplish this you need to employ all the tricks in your arsenal. All your guile. All your strength and skill must be used. It is time to … Chop Chop!
Conan Chop Chop can be described as the most epic and realistic stick figure game to be set in the world of Conan the Barbarian, thus there’s a huge amount of gore as well as flying arms. Be warned that this may in turn lead to explosive outbursts and profanities, usually depending on which side of the sword you are on.1-4 players play as one player to experience the ultimate thrill of a Roguelike. You can also bring friends along with you in couch cooperative mode.
The character you choose to play is Conan, or anyone else. All brawns, no brain? No worries! You can choose from a range of badass warrior gods, and add weapons and items to suit your taste!
Explore quests that are pure amazingness! You’re going to bring peace to the planet! There will be a charge with a fee by traders for the goods you sell. The locals may be pestering you with their work. Don’t worry, there are some who will make it worth your while.
You can explore in all directions! Take on the shifting sands and terrain of Koth and explore the deep forest in Darkwood and slay your way through the searing world of Hyperboria and discover the frozen realm of Vanaheim. Conan Chop Chop let players play to the left, right, upwards and down! If you’re skilled, you could find himself jumping, dashing, or moving diagonally, which creates the most immersive 3D gaming experience.
Loot, loot as well as loot. Learn to gently smash your enemies heads with the broom and then turn them into chop suey with the bastard blade. Conan Chop Chop has a range of weapons, trinkets, and legendary items that can be used for any aggressive style of play.
Amazing combos are possible! Use the incredible 360 degree spin attack to crack skulls all around you. Speed forward at the speed of light. Your sword will fly longways as well as sideways in a battle that will have you gasping for air while trying to understand the absolute power of your fight actions.
Bosses who are ruthless! It is necessary to defeat The Giant Sand Worm Of Koth and The Frost Giant from Vanaheim before you are able to take on Thoth-Amon. The bosses mentioned above will be a great supporter of the cause you are fighting. Instead they will attempt to kill you using a number of deadly moves like Lava Reflux, Tail Whip and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! Every game is unique because there are tons of different games to play as well as tons and tons of tons and tons and tons and lots of abilities and weapons you could explore. Although you’ll likely be killed many times, getting new weapons can help you get through the next challenge.


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